ron.woytowich
05-20-2007, 11:54 PM
RULES FOR BEING IN LA RONGE:
1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
2. Let's get this straight, it's called a gravel road. I drive a pickup truck because I need to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
3. We have Bush, Lakes with Fish, and Uranium Mines. Pleasant aroma that smells like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? Highway No. 2 goes south and No. 1 goes east and west. Pick one.
4. So, you drive a sixty thousand dollar car. We're real impressed. We have sixty thousand dollar boats that we use six weeks a year.
5. So, every person in a pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.
6. We started hunting and fishing when we were nine years old. Yeah, we saw "Bambi" too. We got over it.
7. If a cell phone rings when ducks are coming in, we shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.
8. Yeah, we eat beef and pork. You want sushi and caviar? It’s available at the corner bait shop.
9. The "Opener" refers to the first day of fishing or hunting season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of the appropriate month.
10. We open doors for women. This applies to everyone regardless of age.
11. No, there's no "Vegetarian Special" on the menu. Order steak.
Or, you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the two pounds of ham and turkey.
12. When we set a table there is three main dishes: meats, vegetables and breads. We use three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup.
13. You bring "Coke" into my house it better be brown, wet, served over ice and plenty of it!
14. Yeah, we have a golf course. Don't hit in the water hazards - it spooks the fish.
15. Colleges? Try Northlands College. They come outta there with an education and a love for our community, and they still wave at passing pickup trucks when they come home for the holidays.
1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
2. Let's get this straight, it's called a gravel road. I drive a pickup truck because I need to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
3. We have Bush, Lakes with Fish, and Uranium Mines. Pleasant aroma that smells like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? Highway No. 2 goes south and No. 1 goes east and west. Pick one.
4. So, you drive a sixty thousand dollar car. We're real impressed. We have sixty thousand dollar boats that we use six weeks a year.
5. So, every person in a pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.
6. We started hunting and fishing when we were nine years old. Yeah, we saw "Bambi" too. We got over it.
7. If a cell phone rings when ducks are coming in, we shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.
8. Yeah, we eat beef and pork. You want sushi and caviar? It’s available at the corner bait shop.
9. The "Opener" refers to the first day of fishing or hunting season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of the appropriate month.
10. We open doors for women. This applies to everyone regardless of age.
11. No, there's no "Vegetarian Special" on the menu. Order steak.
Or, you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the two pounds of ham and turkey.
12. When we set a table there is three main dishes: meats, vegetables and breads. We use three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup.
13. You bring "Coke" into my house it better be brown, wet, served over ice and plenty of it!
14. Yeah, we have a golf course. Don't hit in the water hazards - it spooks the fish.
15. Colleges? Try Northlands College. They come outta there with an education and a love for our community, and they still wave at passing pickup trucks when they come home for the holidays.